You've surely encountered some strange people in your life. Well, meet some people who are stranger! The Pohns embody everything that is strange. And be sure to check out the Pohn of the Month!
Snold Pohn

Snold hails from Toronto, Canada, and happens to work at your local supermarket. Ask Snold to scan your items, and he just might!
Comfordt Pohn

Comfordt enjoys such pleasures as holding up Hess gas stations, and other pleasures, too! Look for Comfordt in your local jail!
Welcome Pohn

Welcome enjoys partying it up old school in any and all scenarios. Find yourself in any scenario, and Welcome just might maybe probably be by your side!!

Check out photos from Welcome's Pohn Party!
Failure Pohn

Failure enjoys long walks on the beach, cigarettes, and hanging out in the snow! Enjoy your time with Failure, as it might be your best!
Surge Pohn

Spend some time with Surge, and you'll surely get your face filled with champagne, or a cork, or a party in your pants! Enjoy Surge at your local party pants!
June 2006
Brekkfist Pohn

Brekkfist is...making me very...hungry...