Better turn your listening ears on...these Audio Skits offer a healthy alternative to such unwholesome activities as exercise, doing good deeds for the elderly, and singing about lost love.       But you'll find more than just the skits here! See, each production has a storied history, chock full of related silliness. That's why we here at T. Bob Tubb give you the option of simply downloading each skit, or taking advantage of the 'Special Features' feature that goes along with each one.       So go ahead and click on 'Special Features,' and explore such special features as Production Cast and Crew information, skit Outtakes, games, and various other bric-a-brac! Happy browsing...		Quickies! These skits are too short to have special features, but too long to not exist. Have a weak internet connection? No problem! All these skits are quick to download. the quickies
		T. Bob Classic! Never before released...and maybe for good reason. A collection of our first-ever audio skits. See (with your ears) how T. Bob Tubb ever got started! the classics
New!  Stop Smoking! The name gives it away. This new skit offers a new method for quitting cigarettes: just stop smoking! Other fun nuggets pervade the skit. 1.28 MB download

Dining at Vincent St. Hontwontiny's You've been at a restaurant like this. You've had an experience like this. You know it! Now you can laugh at someone else going through the same thing. 2.65 MB download The War on Swears Got children? Bad news, then: they're hanging out with swear-pushers. Fortunately, a new government-funded program aims to eliminate the use of addictive swears in our teenagers. Help us win the War on Swears. 2.39 MB download | special features Pencils and Terrorists Discover the connection between ordinary pencils and terrorism. See why writing a note makes you someone who wants to blow up the United States. Pencils are more powerful than you think. 1.07 MB download | special features Iraqi Election Who better to aid conflict in the Middle East than an American? ...and not just any American, but a politically active-titian who can relate to any Iraqi with an SUV and a pension plan. Download the entire skit (9.03 MB) or check out the Special Features page for each individual skit: download | special features Gang Wars: Bloods v. Crips Young? Single? Easily influenced by Eminem? You'll probably want to join a gang. But which one?! Check out the audio tracks of these recruitment videos! special features Ellsworth Gun and Kitten Outlet Do you like guns? Kittens? Both for me, please! Tubbster Koobywoob makes her theatrical debut in this poignant commercial for a store we all wish existed! 2.48 MB download | special features Psychic Acquaintances Move over, Ms. Cleo! Strange Tarot cards can predict an even stranger future, and after you hear this ad, you'll hope you never have to call a Psychic Acquaintance again! 2.43 MB download | special features Elegance to Go Who says snooty-types can't eat like ordinary Americans! Move aside, McDonald's: Vincent St. Hotwontiny's offers the finest in slow food in fast food form.2.06 MB download | special features Speed 3 "A movie to be missed by the entire family!" -The New York Times "Keanu Reeves must be rolling around in his five-dollar bills!" -Albany Picayune 2.81 MB download | special features Visionene Be you a nerdy allergy-sufferer, an elderly geezer-man, or a doped-up Deadhead, your red deserves to be dis-envisioned! This product is hippie-tested and mother-approved. 2.84 MB download | special features Dr. Winnelsmith's Movie-Time Throat De-kernelizer Your days of embarrasment at getting a popcorn kernel stuck in the back of your throat during a very quiet movie are over, my friend. Thanks, Dr. Winnelsmith! 1.60 MB download | special features Dictionary This book likely brings to the mind memories of spelling tests, alphabetization, and smooth reading on a lazy Sunday afternoon. It's no surprise, then, to see our second-favorite book on the Silver Screen! 1.20 MB download | special features Soil & Green Show Promo Do you like radio stations that begin with W, or K? You're bound to enjoy this promo from a Maine station called WMEB. 1.13 MB download | special features Cowboy Greg Someone's gettin' abused, and it ain't Cowboy Greg's wife! "Oh, that? I just fell down!" Don't give this guy any reverb. What, you been fucking Travis?! 1.34 MB download | special features		Phone Call P.S.A. No idea what your teenager is up to tonight? Want to avoid having him get in trouble? Tell him to call you. He'll listen. 1.15 MB download Doctor T's Organ Removal Tired of all those weight-loss programs that claim to work? Doctor T. has the answer! Look at all those internal and external organs you don't use, or only use once a month (or more!). 2.29 MB download | special features Lancelot Airways So the plane is taxiing, you've got your double-scotch-on-the-rocks from the stewardess, and you're all buckled in for a seven-hour flight; I'm sure you're paying close attention to the safety video! 4.00 MB download | special features Topeeka-boo! Even people in Kansas need to sow their wild oats. That's why they have so many fields out there. But Kansans also like to have a good time, and that's where Topeeka-boo comes in. 1.49 MB download Polymeow What's that? Meow? Meow meow? Oh, I see what you're trying to say: You need feline novacaine, a drooling mouth, and a new set of dentures! 2.13 MB download | special features Occifers! This show is Cops on Metamphetamines. And a tiny bit of crack. special features Dog Store Drive Where would you go to buy a South Mandarin Puffer Fish? Don't come to the Tropical Fish Store! 3.96 MB download | special features DeVry Dreams March Madness will never be the same with this Correspondence School in the brackets... 2.47 MB download | special features BeerDad A chance encounter turns into a life-changing event. Here on tbob.net, and tonight at 8:00 on the Lifetime channel. 3.52 MB download | special features Lapdance It's time to stop being a passive observer: let your private parts participate in this full-participation celebration of the art and of the genitals. Enjoyed dancing sweating men in Riverdance? Dreamed of sweating with the sweaty men of Lord of the Dance? 1.41 MB download | special features Ooey Gooey Brand-Aids OK, our ickiest, foulest skit yet. But see what it is about this new product that keeps scabs from forming and prevents maggots from grouping...in wounds, that is... 2.04 MB download | special features Witness Protection? Are you a Jehovah's Witness? Avon saleswoman? Crazy stalker? This skit will speak volumes to you, especially if you're a Jehovah's Witness! 2.73 MB download | special features Name Issues... Ever wonder why your parents named you what they named you? Or even had you? Take a moment and follow a couple of chaps trying to figure out the origin of their names. 3.19 MB download | special features